The Horribly Hazardous Heffalumps

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The Horribly Hazardous Heffalumps – песня из мультфильма «Пух и Слонопотам» 2005 года.

Появления Пух и Слонопотам
Исполнители Винни-Пух, Тигра, Кролик, Пятачок, Ру

Пух и Слонопотам

Песня служит прямым ответом на вопрос, который задал Ру: «А что такое Слонопотам?». Пух и его друзья, которые раньше не встречали этих животных, считают их жестокими монстрами, но Ру не пугается, а, наоборот, решает во что бы то ни стало поймать хотя бы одного Слонопотама.

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Rabbit: Everyone knows what a Heffalump’s like
Tigger: It’s got fiery eyes and a tail with a spike
Rabbit: With claws on its paws that are sharp as a tack
Tigger: And wing-a-ma-things coming out of its back
Roo: Out of its back?
Rabbit: Well of course, Roo. Precisely.
Tigger: Exac-tically! ‘Cause its bottom is up and its top’s really down
Rabbit: So its nose is its tail or the other way ’round
Tigger: Yeah, and it’s wide as a river and tall as a tree
Rabbit: Imagine gigantic
Tigger: And times it by three

Rabbit: It clomps here and there
Tigger: And it stomps to and fro
Rabbit: It’s got three horns above
Tigger: And eleven below!
Piglet: And those are its good points
Pooh: There’s much more to know
All: About the dreadfully dreaded
Thoroughly three-headed
Horribly hazardous Heffalumps

Roo: Wow! Neat
Rabbit: Neat? It is most certainly not neat

Rabbit: Everyone knows that they lurk and they creep
Tigger: The best time to see one is when it’s asleep
Rabbit: If you sneak up behind it and get it to jump
Tigger: You can tell which part’s heffa
Rabbit: And which part is lump!

Chorus: They’ll steal all your honey and eat your last crust
They’ll stomp on your house till it’s nothing but dust
The worst part of all is
Roo: They’re different from us?

All: They’re the dreadfully dreaded
Thoroughly three-headed
Fiercely ferociously
Mostly atrociously
Horribly hazardous…
…Heffalumps

Rabbit: No time to lose, chin up, tally ho
We’ll never stop till those Heffalumps go!
Tigger: The best Heffa-quest, you’ll ever know…
All: They’re the dreadfully dreaded
Thoroughly three-headed
Horribly hazardous Heffalumps
They’re dreadfully dreaded
Thoroughly three-headed
Rabbit: Massively monstrously
Tigger: Unbearably scare-ably
All: Horribly hazardous Heffalumps!